Get Smart (TV Series)
Kiss of Death (1966)
Edward Platt: Chief
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Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : I'm telling you, Chief, this was no ordinary kidnap attempt. I happen to have recognized one of those hoods as a KAOS man.
Chief : What's the man's name?
Maxwell Smart : I can't remember.
Chief : What was the girl's name?
Maxwell Smart : I didn't get it.
Chief : What about the license number of the girl's car?
Maxwell Smart : I didn't see it.
Chief : How about the license of the other car?
Maxwell Smart : I didn't notice.
Chief : Max, what would you do if you were me and an agent gave you answers like 'I can't remember,' 'I didn't notice' and 'I didn't see it?'
Maxwell Smart : I don't know.
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# 99 : Oh, Max, the lab men asked me to bring you this belt to wear to the party tonight.
Maxwell Smart : Oh, thank you, 99.
# 99 : It's the latest piece of special equipment. The buckle contains a minuscule tape recorder.
Maxwell Smart : What?
# 99 : Minuscule. Diminutive. Microcosmic.
Maxwell Smart : Heh. You certainly have a way with words, 99.
[turns to the Chief for further explanation]
Chief : Teensy weensy.