Quotes
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Dr. Yes : Our business here is far too important to have strangers snooping about. You agree with Dr. Yes, yes?
Himmel : Jawohl.
Toulouse : Oui.
Natasha : Da.
Lopez : Si.
Dr. Yes : Aah, how lovely it is to hear the word 'yes'. It is music to my ears and pomegranates to my soul. Yes?
Himmel : Jawohl.
Toulouse : Oui.
Natasha : Da.
Lopez : Si.
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Dr. Yes : It is said a wise lobster knows the power of its own claws.
Maxwell Smart : Eh, yes. Well it is also said that he who lives by the sword...
[turns to 99]
Maxwell Smart : How does it go, 99?
# 99 : Dies by the sword, Max.
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Dr. Yes : Your too late, Mr. Smart. In one minute the deflector mechanism takes over.
Maxwell Smart : Yes, but there's still time enough to take care of you, Dr. Yes. You see I happen to be an expert in hand to hand combat.
[Dr. Yes slices his extremely long nails at Max]
Maxwell Smart : However nail-to-nail combat I'm not too crazy about.
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Dr. Yes : [Max has managed to cut all of Dr Yes's nails but two] You have left me with the keenest, sharpest nail of all. I humbly call it 'The Spoiler' All I need is scratch you. You see the tip is poisoned.