Get Smart (TV Series)

Don't Look Back (1968)

Milton Berle: Desk Clerk

Quotes 

• Maxwell Smart : Do you have any vacancies here?

  Desk Clerk : We always got vacancies. What do you want, the bridal suite or the royal suite?

  Maxwell Smart : The royal suite.

  Desk Clerk : The bridal suite's nearer the bathroom.

• Gronski : We'll stakeout the hotel.

  Desk Clerk : Stakeout? That's the third time this week. Nobody believes I run a respectable joint. Eh house. Hotel.