Get Smart (TV Series)

Diplomat's Daughter (1965)

Edward Platt: Chief of Control

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• Chief of Control : Come in, 86. I've got a new assignment for you.

  Maxwell Smart : Right, Chief.

  Chief of Control : It's a kidnapping case.

  Maxwell Smart : Oh, good. Who do you want me to kidnap?

• Maxwell Smart : [speaking into his shoe phone]  Well, if you can't give me today's password, I'll accept the countersign or today's secret code number. My life may depend on it.

  Chief of Control : [on the other line]  Get in here, Max, or I'll personally tear you apart!

  Maxwell Smart : That's good enough for me Chief, I'll be right over.

• Chief of Control : I've written the location of your contacts on this piece of paper. Be sure to destroy it.

  Maxwell Smart : Right, Chief.

  [Max takes the piece of paper and immediately burns it] 

  Chief of Control : No, no, no, Max! First memorize it, then destroy it!

• Carleton : We've developed a new pair of shoes in the lab, 86. Notice the steel-enforced toes for kicking? And inside the heels, there are secret compartments containing our latest emergency pellets.

  Maxwell Smart : Can I see it in tan?

  Chief of Control : Show him the pellets, Carleton.

  Carleton : In the left heel compartment, there are two pellets. The smaller one is a concussion pellet. Now, if it's thrown up against something or activated by heat, it will blow a 10x15 foot room to smithereens.

  Chief of Control : Now, Max, do you know what this larger pill is for?

  Maxwell Smart : Larger rooms.

  Chief of Control : [rolls his eyes]  Max, KAOS does have ways of making a man talk. If you are captured and if it looks really tough, this may be your one ace in the hole. This pill, when swallowed, will bring painless death in about twenty seconds. Are there any questions?

  Maxwell Smart : How do I get them to take it?

  Chief of Control : Let's get on to the next pellet.

  Carleton : This... this pellet contains a very volatile liquid. When activated, it produces a thick protective smoke screen.

  Chief of Control : Now, I'm assigning Agent 99 to accompany you on this one, Max. The princess has a reputation of being a little bit wild, and I think it'll take both of you to watch her and keep her out of trouble.

  Maxwell Smart : [putting on the new shoes]  Yes, well, I'm raring to go, Chief, just as soon as I get this shoe on.

  [Max stands up and stomps his foot; smoke emanates from his shoe] 

  Maxwell Smart : Actually, Chief, I don't think I'll be needing the smoke pellet.

• Chief of Control : Turn in your shoes, Max. I think the wrist communicator will be more effective.

  Maxwell Smart : Gee whizz, Chief, I still have 16 message units left this month.

• Chief of Control : [99 has made sure Max does not accompany the Princess back home]  You wrote that report, didn't you?

  Agent 99 : Em... yes sir. I, em, I just wanted to save Max from embarrassment. He gets seasick.

  Chief of Control : In a plane?

  Agent 99 : If it flies over water...