Get Smart (TV Series)
Age Before Duty (1969)
Don Adams: Maxwell Smart
Quotes
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Maxwell Smart : [password] I lost my dinghy.
Tough Sailor : I think you're a little dinghy.
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Maxwell Smart : Are you kidding? There's a man that's been murdered lying there on the pinball machine, and you want people to come in here and dance and drink and carry on?
Bartender : Why not? They do it every night.
Maxwell Smart : You mean there's a killing here every night?
Maxwell Smart : Well, not every night. We're closed Mondays. But we have two on Saturday.
Maxwell Smart : What day is this, Chief?
Chief : Friday.
[Smart blows a sigh of relief]
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99 : Max, don't you realize what's happening, they're doing it to you too. You're turning old right before my eyes!
Maxwell Smart : Now let's not panic, 99, just because I came home a little tired and my hair is turning a little gray, doesn't mean that I'm turning old.