George Lopez (TV Series)

Wrecking Ball (2004)

George Lopez: George Lopez

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Quotes 

• Benny : Oh, hey. Am I fired?

  George Lopez : Nope. You're still hanging to the same thread you've been clinging to for 36 years. You're off the hook. Mel's son was looking for attention. He took it out on the factory.

  Carmen Lopez : Zack Powers did this?

  George Lopez : Hey, I told you that dude was a criminal! God, God help the skank that falls in love with him.

  [Carmen makes a face] 

• George Lopez : Come on, Mel. Would you fire your mom for something she didn't do?

  Mel Powers : Oh, man. I just wish she was alive so I could do it again!

• George Lopez : I had a horrible day. One of the workers trashed the factory. We have to shut down.

  Angie Lopez : [seriously]  Oh, my God, who would do that?

  [laughs] 

  Angie Lopez : I'm just messing with you. What's gonna happen to your mom?

• Mel Powers : So, how's my boy doing?

  George Lopez : How's he doing as the boss's son or how's he doing as a worker?

  Mel Powers : Well, let's start with worker.

  George Lopez : Ooh. Bad attitude, late, incompetent.

  Mel Powers : Okay, let's try boss's son.

  George Lopez : Bad attitude, late, incompetent, but I look forward to working for him someday.

• [Benny storms out after learning her co-workers were betting on whether her relationship with Randy would last or not] 

  George Lopez : [to the workers]  Are you happy? My mother's in pain. Now, I hope we all learned a lesson about making a game out of other people's suffering!

  [a crash is heard from outside and a car alarm goes off] 

  George Lopez : 20 bucks that's Mel's car.

• George Lopez : [during the bloopers, laughing]  I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm having fun, is that so horrible?