George Lopez (TV Series)
Prescription for Trouble (2005)
George Lopez: George Lopez
Quotes
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Max Lopez : My stomach hurts.
Angie Lopez : What did you eat?
Max Lopez : Some mints that were in Carmen's room.
George Lopez : Carmen!
Carmen Lopez : What's going on?
George Lopez : Max took some of your mints and they made him sick.
Carmen Lopez : What mints?
Max Lopez : The ones in the little tin in your coat pocket under the bed.
Carmen Lopez : Oh! Those mints. They were probably just stale. How many did you take?
Max Lopez : 5, Monday through Friday.
George Lopez : What do you mean Monday through Friday?
Max Lopez : They were all on a wheel. She had about a month's worth.
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Angie Lopez : You're going to be all right, Max. But all the same, I'll call the poison control center.
Max Lopez : What's going on?
George Lopez : You accidentally took some of your sister's birth control pills.
Max Lopez : What's going to happen?
George Lopez : We're going to kill Carmen, and if you're anything like your mother, you'll experience some tenderness around your breasts.
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Carmen Lopez : I know why the caged bird sings!
[walks away]
George Lopez : [to Carmen] Well, you're crazy if you think we're getting you a sweater and a bird!
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Benny : I didn't want to say anything in front of Carmen, but you can't stop her. When I was sixteen, my dad said he would kill me, and I believed it. And I still did it.
George Lopez : Yeah, well Carmen's not you. She's not willing to do anything for a cheeseburger and a ride home.
Benny : It was raining and it was chicken nuggets. This is how rumors start!
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George Lopez : [to Vic] When Angie was sixteen, did you give her the Pill?
Vic : No, I gave it to her sister, Gloria.
Angie Lopez : Why did you give them to Gloria but not to me?
Vic : Because when I said that sex was a serious matter that only had importance in the relationship between 2 loving consenting adults, you listened. Your sister didn't.