George Lopez (TV Series)
No Free Launch (2002)
Constance Marie: Angie Lopez
Quotes
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George Lopez : [whispering at the PTA meeting] How many candy bars does Max have to sell?
Angie Lopez : 200.
George Lopez : How many has he sold?
Angie Lopez : 10.
George Lopez : WE BOUGHT 10.
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Angie Lopez : [one of the PTA moms] She was taking a box of canned goods to give to the homeless and she said 'Why don't I just cut out the middleman? Happy Thanksgiving'
George Lopez : OOOH! Mini raviolis!
Angie Lopez : You're missing the point, George, they think we're broke because we can't afford to send Max on his field trip.
George Lopez : Angie, she's just kidding.
Angie Lopez : I thought so too, then I told her how much I liked her sweater, and she GAVE it to me!
[pulls it out]
Angie Lopez : With a 20 in each pocket!
[takes out $20 bill]
George Lopez : [suspiciously] Where's the other one?
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George Lopez : [refusing to hand over the check to Debbie] Nobody NEEDS to see a space shuttle launch!
Angie Lopez : Give her the check and I'll buy you a churro!
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Max Lopez : It's only $500! You spend money on stuff you don't need all the time! Like, why does Mom need a car? She doesn't have a job!
George Lopez : Whoa!
[looks at Angie, sees her scowling, turns back scowling at Max]
George Lopez : Don't ever talk like that again.
Max Lopez : This sucks!
[storms out]
George Lopez : Hey!
Angie Lopez : He's right, George, this does suck, and don't even THINK about selling my car.
George Lopez : Really, Angie, where do you go? The store?
[she glares at him]
George Lopez : I'm kidding! You're already mad!
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George Lopez : [to Angie at the PTA meeting] What do they want from us? They had a bake sale for books, a walk-a-thon for computers and what about that silent auction?
Angie Lopez : That was for equipment for the hearing impaired.
George Lopez : No one else saw the irony in that.
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Angie Lopez : [after she and Max were selling chocolate bars] We only made 75 bucks.
George Lopez : That's it? Did you go to the rich neighborhoods and do that gang thing I taught you?
Angie Lopez : It didn't work.
George Lopez : [to Max] Show me how you did it.
[knocks on the table]
Max Lopez : Hello, I am an at-risk youth. If you buy these delicious chocolate bars, it can help keep me off the street and ensure your future safety.
[in a serious tone]
Max Lopez : Please, don't let me make you a statistic.
[smiles]
George Lopez : How can that not work?
Angie Lopez : Well, it didn't.
George Lopez : Wait. Where'd you park the SUV?
Angie Lopez : Out front.
[sighs]
Angie Lopez : Stupid, stupid, stupid.