George Lopez (TV Series)

Meet the Cuban Parents (2002)

Masiela Lusha: Carmen Lopez

Quotes 

• Benny : I liked that theatre, I can't wait to see what they do with The Nutcracker.

  Carmen Lopez : I can't believe they shot Santa Claus for wearing the wrong colors!

• Carmen Lopez : [looks in side of the crate]  Oh my God! There's a dead pig in there with a head and everything!

  Max Lopez : Shh, Carmen, I hear something in there.

  [puts ear against the crate] 

  Max Lopez : Th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!

• George Lopez : Hey Carmen, can you get me the milk?

  Carmen Lopez : No, I'm not going anywhere near that fridge. I don't want to see that pig again.

  George Lopez : Pig's long gone.

  [opens fridge door] 

  George Lopez : See? I'll get the milk, hand me the cereal.

  Carmen Lopez : [opens cupboard door, sees pig head on the shelf and screams]  Dad, how could you do something so horrible?

  George Lopez : Because it was funny!

  [laughs, Carmen glares at him] 

  George Lopez : Okay, I'll throw it out. Get me a trash bag.

  Carmen Lopez : [opens cupboard door, sees a second pig head wearing a Santa cap]  Oh my God!

  [runs out of kitchen]