George Lopez (TV Series)
Feel the Burn (2003)
Belita Moreno: Benny
Quotes
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Benny : Benny, you okay?
Benny : I've been burning up all day.
Angie Lopez : Well, you do feel hot and clammy.
Benny : That's just the top half.
Angie Lopez : Do you have any other symptoms?
Benny : Irritability...
Angie Lopez : Any new symptoms?
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Benny : I can't be going through the change.
Angie Lopez : Benny, it's not the end of the world. The gynecologist can help you. There's pills for the incontinence, hormone creams to restore lubrication...
George Lopez : [makes a retching sound] Hey, no vomit.
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George Lopez : [to Benny] Look, Mom, if there's a problem, you got to deal with this, okay? So you gotta go to the doctor tomorrow, even if I gotta take you.
Benny : You are gonna take me to the gynecologist?
George Lopez : Yeah, but I'm gonna wear my headphones, so I don't hear the gynecologist say, "Oh, my God! I quit!"
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George Lopez : [to Benny] Mom, you all right?
Benny : No, no, not really.
George Lopez : Come on, you're taking this too hard. Every woman goes through the change. It's nothing to be ashamed of.
Benny : George, I got the clap!
George Lopez : What? Mom, you're old enough to be responsible. How could you let this happen? Did Randy pressure you into doing something you were uncomfortable with?
Benny : He did. He told me that it would be okay and that all the cool grandmas are doing it.
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George Lopez : [to Benny] This is why I didn't want you to date. Mom, you're too old. You should be closing up the shop by now.
Benny : Well, the shop is still open and now there's a cleanup in aisle two!
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George Lopez : [to Benny] Mom, this is my sister. I want to know about her. What's the name of the family that adopted her?
Benny : Let's see. Wait, wait. It was Mr. and Mrs. Mind-Your-Own-Business You're-Lucky-I-Kept-You-Berg.