Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Videotape (2001)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• Chandler : That's the magical story you use when you want to have sex!

  Rachel : How do you know about that story?

  Joey : How do you know about that story?

  Rachel : I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy.

  Joey : [raising his hand and pointing to himself]  Some guy!

  Rachel : No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.

  Joey : [raising his hand again]  Ken Adams.

• Ross : I'm kind of going through a dry spell, sex wise.

  Joey : Oh... for, like, months?

  Ross : Five, to be... lying. Six.

  Joey : Six months? Oh, that's rough.

  Ross : No, I mean, it's not all bad. I'm learning to appreciate the small things in life, like the sound of a bird, and the color of the sky...

  Joey : Sky's blue, Ross! And I had sex yesterday.

• Joey : [Teaching Ross the "Europe story" to help him end his "dry spell"]  Years ago when I was backpacking through western Europe I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo, I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing, there was a very secluded lake and there were tall trees all around, it was dead silent and across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying...

• [debating whether to see Ross and Rachel's videotape] 

  Ross : You want to see it?

  Rachel : Clearly, you don't want people to see it. Now I don't want people to see it either, but you so badly don't want people to see it makes me want to see it, you see?

  Joey : Are we watching the tape or not?

• Ross : [Pleading]  Please help me I have a date tonight, it has to go well I'm scared for my health.

  Joey : [Thinking quickly]  Okay, I got something, it's a story I came up with. It's very romantic. I swear any woman that hears it, they become "putty".

  Ross : Really? Well, tell it to me.

  Joey : [Genuinely warning him]  Now you're going to want to have sex with me, but remember it's just "a story".

  Ross : [Sarcastically]  I'll try to control myself.

  Joey : Okay, years ago when I was backpacking through Western Europe...

  Ross : [Doubtfully]  You were backpacking through Western Europe?

  Joey : [Feeling belittled and gets up to leave]  Have a nice six more months.

• Joey : The sky is blue, Ross, and I had sex yesterday.