Friends (TV Series)

The One with the Halloween Party (2001)

Matt LeBlanc: Joey Tribbiani

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Quotes 

• [Ross' Halloween costume] 

  Ross : You know that Russian satellite Sputnik? Well I'm a potato which is a spud and i have my antennas.

  [Everyone glares at him like he's crazy] 

  Ross : Sputnik? SPUD-nik

  [Joey enters] 

  Joey : Hey. Ross came as Doody.

• [Ross and Chandler have been arm wrestling for a long time] 

  Mona : Wow. They must both be very strong.

  Joey : Or equally weak.

• Boy in the Cape : My friend told me you were giving out money.

  Rachel Green : I was but now we got candy.

  Boy in the Cape : I'd rather have the money.

  Rachel Green : Well, that's not your choice. Happy Halloween.

  Boy in the Cape : This isn't fair.

  Rachel Green : Well, is it fair that all you had to do was put on a cape and I have to give you free stuff?

  Boy in the Cape : Shut up.

  Rachel Green : You shut up.

  Boy in the Cape : You can't tell me to shut up.

  Rachel Green : Uh, I think I just did. And uh oh, here it comes again. Shut up.

  Joey : Uh, Rach...

  Rachel Green : No. I got it. I'm good, I got it.

  [back to the kid] 

  Rachel Green : Now I had one more thing to say to you. Oh, right. Shut up.

  Boy in the Cape : You're a mean old woman.

  [crying, running away] 

  Rachel Green : No, wait, shut up. I mean don't cry. No I'll get my check book.

  [runs after the kid] 

• [Joey arrives wearing 'boring' clothes] 

  Monica : [annoyed]  You didn't dress up *either*?

  Joey : [calmly presents himself]  Yes I did. I'm Chandler!