Frasier (TV Series)

The Wizard and Roz (2001)

Fisher Stevens: Dr. Sheldon Morey

Quotes 

• [Daphne's psychic tester arrives] 

  Dr. Sheldon Morey : Actually I'm a professor of psychiatry at Seattle University.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Really? Please, have a seat.

  Dr. Sheldon Morey : Thank you.

  Dr. Niles Crane : So... you're more of a debunker.

  Dr. Sheldon Morey : Well, no, not at all. Actually, I apply scientific principles to the search for paranormal phenomena. Believe me, nothing would make me happier than discovering a legitimate psychic.

  Dr. Niles Crane : Oh, so then you've never found one.

  Dr. Sheldon Morey : Well, if by "psychic" you mean people with above-normal prescience, then a few. If you mean somebody who could beat the house in Vegas, then no.

  [drifting off] 

  Dr. Sheldon Morey : I thought I had one for a while, but, uh... no.

• Daphne Moon : [as Dr Morey getting ready to leave after administering phychic ability test on Daphne]  I'm sorry Dr. Morey, we've wasted your time.

  Dr. Sheldon Morey : It's OK. Your dog told me a couple of funny jokes while we were waiting

  [looks at Eddie] 

  Dr. Sheldon Morey : [Daphne and Niles give looks of surprise]  I'm kidding! They weren't that funny.