Farscape (TV Series)

Lava's a Many Splendored Thing (2002)

Anthony Simcoe: Ka D'Argo

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• John Crichton : [talking about Noranti]  D, we may have to stick granny in a home.

  General Ka D'Argo : I think we should burn her.

  John Crichton : You burn your old folks?

  General Ka D'Argo : No. Just sounded like a good idea.

• John Crichton : Grandma, you okay?

  General Ka D'Argo : I think she's asleep.

  John Crichton : Grandma.

  General Ka D'Argo : Oy!

  John Crichton : This is unbelievable. Can't cook, won't bathe, and now she's narcoleptic! She's a triple threat. Grandma get up!

• General Ka D'Argo : Same dren, different planet.

• General Ka D'Argo : That is your plan?

  John Crichton : Yeah.

  General Ka D'Argo : To hit him with a rock, when they have these, like, shield things?

• Dominar Rygel XVI : So whey don't we land? I am starving. Isn't that a planet out there?

  General Ka D'Argo : Hot and lifeless. Do you eat rock?

  Chiana : Right now? I think I could.

  Sikozu Svala Shanti Sugayi Shanu : You ate only three solar days ago. How inefficient is your body?

  Chiana : How edible is yours?

• Utu-Noranti Pralatong : Right. And they're gonna keep shooting at us untill we die unless we talk to them, so let me mediate!

  General Ka D'Argo : You know, maybe we should let her try.

  John Crichton : Nah, she's gonna get shot.

  General Ka D'Argo : And that would be bad?

• General Ka D'Argo : Okay, I'm with you. I just have, uh, one small little question. Who is Lou Costello?

• John Crichton : [after Noranti gives them a full monty]  Oh my god!

  General Ka D'Argo : Niiiiiii!