The Facts of Life (TV Series)
Shoplifting (1980)
Nancy McKeon: Jo Polniaczek
Quotes
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [Blair offers to help Jo pick out something for Mrs. Garrett's birthday] Forget it, I got my own money and my own taste.
Blair Warner : That's why I offered.
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Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : The store pulled one over on us so we're going to pull one over on them.
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[first lines]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : [at work in kitchen] When I get married, I'm not gonna do dishes.
Blair Warner : You won't have to. You and your husband will just eat the chicken right out of the bucket anyway.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : How would you like a finger-licking good trip to the moon?
[crosses her arms]
Blair Warner : [smiling] Can you carry on a conversation without sounding like Sylvester Stallone?
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Better Sylvester Stallone than Miss Piggy.
[Blaire blanches]
Natalie Green : You two fight so well, have you ever thought of becoming Middle-Eastern countries?
Blair Warner : Jo is just jealous.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : 'Cause you have money?
[smirks]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : No, thanks. I don't want to be anything that isn't human.
[to Natalie:]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : She wasn't born, you know.
[with contempt:]
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : She was withdrawn from a Swiss bank account.
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Blair Warner : Nothing personal, but I think I'll get my own gift.
Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek : Yeah, right. You gotta remember we're talking to Princess Grace here.