The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Witness: Jesse Duke (1983)
Denver Pyle: Uncle Jesse
Quotes
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Uncle Jesse : [on CB in pickup truck] You boys, you be good, you hear?
Daisy Duke : [on CB in General Lee] Uncle Jesse, don't you worry, 'cause I'm gonna keep my eye on 'em. You see, if Vance drives one mile over fifty-five, neither o' these fellas is gonna get any o' my sugar baked ham tonight.
[Jesse chuckles at this]
Vance Duke : Why, that's blackmail!
Daisy Duke : That's right!
[they all laugh]
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Uncle Jesse : Flowers and blue skies. You really don't miss these things much until we can't see 'em no more. But if I never see again, thank goodness I've... had my share of flowers and blue skies and... sunsets.
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Boss Hogg : Jesse, I guess it's no secret that, eh, Rosco and me, we gotta be somewhere in seven minutes. Eh, and we'd better, or I stand to lose ten thousand dollars.
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Yeah.
Boss Hogg : So, you wouldn't mind, would ya, if we left you alone for a teensy weensy, itty bitty little while?
Uncle Jesse : J.D., a fellow's gotta do what a he's gotta do, even if it's crookider than a corckscrew. You go right ahead.
Boss Hogg : Oh, thank you, Jesse, I knew you'd understand!
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Uncle Jesse : [Jesse hears someone enter the house] Coy? Vance? J.D.? Ro-, Ro-, Ro- did you fellas change your minds?
Parker : Well no, sir, I'm not exactly one of your friends. I'll give you a guess, though.
Uncle Jesse : If you got blond hair, the blue eyes of a wild dog and a scar on your left cheek, I don't have to guess. You're the scum of the Earth.
Parker : Yep, right on the money, you got it, pop.