The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Welcome Back, Bo 'n' Luke (1983)

Ben Jones: Cooter

Quotes 

• Cooter : What brings you out at the crack 'o dawn, Boss?

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : I'll tell ya what brings him out: he knows you're an early bird and him being a worm, he plans on catchin' ya.

  Boss Hogg : What? Rosco, what you...

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : I think I said that backwards.

  Boss Hogg : Of course you did, you've always been backwards.

• Cooter : I ain't never gonna be able to lift open a car hood again without seein' his face or... hearin' what that little girl said back in there. Y'all, I'm gonna sell the garage, and, and... leave Hazzard and just... go up in the hills... and think about all this here.