The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

The New Dukes (1982)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  The Balladeer : [narrating]  Now I want you all to take a real good, long look, 'cause Hazzard County history is being made. Bo and Luke are leavin' Hazzard to fulfill a live-long dream of racin' on the Nascar circuit, and the whole family is takin' them to the airport. Old Bo just couldn't resist thowin' in one last jump, just for old time's sake. Bye, boys.

• The Balladeer : [narrating]  But the surprises weren't all over for this day. Daisy and the boys had another surprise in store on the way to Capital City. And this surprise was spelled T.R.O.U.B.L.E.

• Hatfield : Hey! What are we stopin' here for? We got the plates, why don't we just take off?

  Scroggins : I wanna make sure that the Boss and Rosco can't blow the whistle 'till we're a couple hundred miles away!

  The Balladeer : [narrating]  Now that's down right dishonest.