Bo Duke
:
[as flock of sheep pass in the road before the General Lee]
You ever seen such hairy pigs?
Luke Duke
:
[patrol car's siren behind them as they speed along]
Please tell me that's a fire-truck following us.
Bo Duke
:
All right, that's a fire-truck following us. But Rosco's driving it.
Luke Duke
:
[after Bo jumped the car over the stranded limosine]
Of all the crazy stunts... You dang near took the hat off that one with the briefcase.
Bo Duke
:
Luke, "dang near" only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.
Bo Duke
:
[re the machine-guns found]
Uncle Jesse, lemme put it to you this way: If the South had that much artillery, we'd never have lost Atlanta.