The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Duke of Duke (1980)

Sonny Shroyer: Enos

Quotes 

• Daisy Duke : Oh, Enos! Hi!

  [waves] 

  Enos : Dang, dang, Daisy. It's good to see you, but my orders say no visitors.

  Daisy Duke : Well, I figured they must be gettin' awful hungry workin' as hard as they are. And I know you wouldn't mind if I brought 'em some of my fried chicken.

  Enos : Well, I guess it would be all right, Daisy. Sure beats that creamed chip beef stuff we've been serving over at the jailhouse.

  Daisy Duke : Why, I bet you're hungry, too, ain't you, sugar?

  Enos : Well, I sure am partial to your fried chicken, Daisy.

  Daisy Duke : Aw... which part are you most partial to? My legs, my thighs, or my...

  Enos : Neck! Neck, that's my favorite. That's my favorite part, Daisy. Your neck. I love your neck, Daisy. I mean, chicken neck.

  [bites into it] 

  Enos : I love fried chicken.

  Daisy Duke : [while the Dukes rip off his car]  I could get you a lot more chicken...

  Enos : Possum on a gum bush, Daisy! I believe your cousins are stealing my car!

• Boss Hogg : [in his office, exercising with a pair of dumbbells, frustrated at Rosco and Enos for making yet another mistake]  You know, I sure can't figure out why I bought these here dumbbells when I already have two working for me.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [trying to explain]  Uh, boss, you see...

  Boss Hogg : [interrupting him]  Never mind! As County Commissioner, I hereby relieve you both of all your duties. Turn in them badges.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [believing he did nothing wrong]  Uh boss now listen, why should I turn in my badge?

  [points at Enos, standing beside him] 

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : It was dipstick Enos's fault for letting them Duke boys escape - for a bucket of chicken! He still even smells 'Finger Lickin' Good'!

  [Boss Hogg sniffs and drops dumbbells on Rosco's feet] 

  Enos : [willing to accept the blame]  Sheriff's right Mr. Hogg. I'm the one who ought to lose my badge...

  [gesturing to Rosco] 

  Enos : ... not him.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : You see! You see that? You see...

  Boss Hogg : [knowing Rosco and Enos are both incompetent]  Rosco, all I can see is Tweedledee and Tweedledum.

  Enos : [confused]  Tweedle...

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [glares at Enos, cutting him off]  Dumb. You're dumb.