The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Luke's Love Story (1979)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  The Balladeer : [as waitress Daisy serves drinks in Boar's Nest]  Christmas is the biggest event of the year in most parts of the country. But in Hazzard County, it's the Annual Hazzard County Obstacle Derby. It's an illegal stock car race over an obstacle course. It's the dirtiest race in America. There ain't but one rule. Finish any way you can.

  Sheriff Rosco Coltrane : [to bar patrons]  Can I have your attention, please? Now I'm gonna announce the drivers of the Hazzard County Obstacle Derby just as soon as they deliver that trophy...

  [motorcycle bursts in through door]