The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Coy meets Girl (1982)

James Best: Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane

Quotes 

• Boss Hogg : [to Coy and Vance]  You don't expect a Sheriff to believe a cock and bull story like that, do you?

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Yeah, you think I'm as dumb as I look?

  Boss Hogg : Well, looks are deceiving.

• Boss Hogg : Wait a minute...

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : What?

  Boss Hogg : That ain't no Hero Sandwich.

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : No. Eh, see, I went down to the Dixy Diner, but all the waitresses, they were gone.

  Boss Hogg : Where were they?

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Out to lunch.

  Boss Hogg : They don't eat at their place?

  Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane : Well, not if they can help it.