The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)

Arrest Jesse Duke (1979)

Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• The Balladeer : [as the girls dismantle stranded car]  Now, y'all have heard of nightclub strippers. Well, now these are Hazzard strippers. And friends and neighbors, they've got some kinda moves.

  [auto parts get expertly carried off] 

  The Balladeer : Stripped cleaner than a starvin' hound's tooth.

  [and the girls drive off in Jeeps] 

  The Balladeer : Now, how about that for a doozy of a new racket? They shoot out a fellow's radiator, pluck his car clean as a naked chicken... and take off cross-country in Jeeps so they don't leave no tracks. Shows lots of country smarts, don't it?

• The Balladeer : [voice-over]  Meanwhile, Bo and Duke were out doin' a little huntin'... Boar, or bear. Suddenly they sighted bigger game. Well, they's a whole lot prettier, anyhow.

  [foxy twin blonde girls driving big, big truck] 

  Bo Duke : [on Citizen Band radio]  Breaker, breaker, sweet things, y'all got your ears on? Come back.

  Francee : You're comin' in loud and proud, country boys.

  Bo Duke : Hey, listen, y'all... y'all wanna join us for a pit stop?

  Francee : Can't right now, Wolf-Man, but we're loose as a goose for lunch.

  Bo Duke : Well, all right, I'll tell you what. We'll go out and pick up the groceries. Come back.

  Floralee : Soon as we deliver and unload. We'll give you a shout. What's your handles?

  Bo Duke : You got Bo and Luke on this end. Who we got out there? Come back.

  Francee : Francee and Floralee here. 10-4, good buddies.

  Bo Duke : 10-4, little sweet things.

  [whoops:] 

  Bo Duke : Ya-hoo!

  The Balladeer : [voice-over, as the General Lee makes sharp U-turn to 'go pick up the groceries']  Don't you just love CB talk?