The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
Arrest Jesse Duke (1979)
Waylon Jennings: The Balladeer
Quotes
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The Balladeer : [as the girls dismantle stranded car] Now, y'all have heard of nightclub strippers. Well, now these are Hazzard strippers. And friends and neighbors, they've got some kinda moves.
[auto parts get expertly carried off]
The Balladeer : Stripped cleaner than a starvin' hound's tooth.
[and the girls drive off in Jeeps]
The Balladeer : Now, how about that for a doozy of a new racket? They shoot out a fellow's radiator, pluck his car clean as a naked chicken... and take off cross-country in Jeeps so they don't leave no tracks. Shows lots of country smarts, don't it?
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The Balladeer : [voice-over] Meanwhile, Bo and Duke were out doin' a little huntin'... Boar, or bear. Suddenly they sighted bigger game. Well, they's a whole lot prettier, anyhow.
[foxy twin blonde girls driving big, big truck]
Bo Duke : [on Citizen Band radio] Breaker, breaker, sweet things, y'all got your ears on? Come back.
Francee : You're comin' in loud and proud, country boys.
Bo Duke : Hey, listen, y'all... y'all wanna join us for a pit stop?
Francee : Can't right now, Wolf-Man, but we're loose as a goose for lunch.
Bo Duke : Well, all right, I'll tell you what. We'll go out and pick up the groceries. Come back.
Floralee : Soon as we deliver and unload. We'll give you a shout. What's your handles?
Bo Duke : You got Bo and Luke on this end. Who we got out there? Come back.
Francee : Francee and Floralee here. 10-4, good buddies.
Bo Duke : 10-4, little sweet things.
[whoops:]
Bo Duke : Ya-hoo!
The Balladeer : [voice-over, as the General Lee makes sharp U-turn to 'go pick up the groceries'] Don't you just love CB talk?