Drake & Josh (TV Series)
Little Sibling (2006)
Drake Bell: Drake Parker
Quotes
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Josh Nichols : You know what makes me feel good? Volunteering to help people.
Drake Parker : You know what's fun? Instant messaging four girls at once.
Josh Nichols : Like one time I made Drake come with me to volunteer at this home for the elderly.
Drake Parker : But it was NOT fun when Josh brought me to some old folks home to help out.
Josh Nichols : We met this couple who was in their late eighties - Murray and Francine Boshwich.
Drake Parker : Which is where I got to meet Murray and Francine Boshwich.
Josh Nichols : Mrs. Boshwich tried to cut Drake's hair 'cause she thought he was a hippy.
Drake Parker : Next thing I know, she' comin' at me with scissors yellin' "Hold still, hippy!"
Josh Nichols : And then Mr. Boshwich starts telling us these stories.
Drake Parker : Then her husband starts yappin' about the old days.
Josh Nichols : Which wouldn't have been so bad except that he was eating meatloaf while he talked.
Drake Parker : And the whole time he's talkin', he's scarfin' down meatloaf.
Josh Nichols : It was kind of like...
Drake Parker : Imagine this...
Josh Nichols : [with a mouthful of food] "When I was seventeen, I dated the ugliest girl in all of Wisconsin."
Drake Parker : [with a mouthful of food] "You give me one good reason why they shoulda canceled Bonanza."
Josh Nichols : Anyway, I went back to that old folks home a bunch of times.
Drake Parker : I never went THERE again.
Josh Nichols : 'Cause I really like cheering up old people.
Drake Parker : 'Cause instant messaging girls is WAY more fun than having Mr. Boshwich spit meatloaf on your face.
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Drake Parker : I'm almost sure "siblings" are baby pigs.
Mrs. Hayfer : WELL, THEY'RE NOT!
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Drake Parker : Don't you care about me?
Josh Nichols : At least someone.
Drake Parker : Then be a good person. Go in there and make that little boy cry.
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Rebecca : Let me know if you need any more help.
Drake Parker : Let me know if you need any more Drake.
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Drake Parker : All right, listen, Josh. I'm in big trouble.
Josh Nichols : Whose girlfriend did you hit on now?
Drake Parker : I'm talkin' about Sammy.
Josh Nichols : Sammy has a girlfriend?
Drake Parker : [slapping Josh] Focus!
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Mr. Hayfer : I'm Gerald Hayfer, my wife is your English teacher.
Drake Parker : Right.
Mr. Hayfer : She hates you.
Drake Parker : I know.