The Dick Van Dyke Show (TV Series)

My Husband Is a Check-Grabber (1963)

Larry Mathews: Ritchie Petrie

Quotes 

• Rob Petrie : If people are gonna like you, they're gonna like you whether you give them anything or not.

  Ritchie Petrie : I never gave Ellen anything.

  Rob Petrie : That's right. Ellen likes you, doesn't she?

  Ritchie Petrie : No... She loves me. She wants to marry me.

• Ritchie Petrie : Can I have my breakfast?

  Rob Petrie : You sure can. What do you want? How about eggs?

  Ritchie Petrie : A banana.

  Rob Petrie : A banana? Okay, but why a banana?

  Ritchie Petrie : That's the only thing you cook as good as mommy.