Corner Gas (TV Series)

The Brent Effect (2004)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• Hank Yarbo : [about Canadians]  You ask anyone over the age of 30 how tall they are, they're going to tell you in feet and inches. Huh? Watch!... Hey, Wanda!

  Wanda Dollard : What?

  Hank Yarbo : What size is that milk you're putting out?

  Wanda Dollard : Uh, some two liters and some half liters.

  Hank Yarbo : How tall are you?

  Wanda Dollard : Yes, Hank, I'm short. Very funny. You're a regular Jay Lame-o. I'm still tall enough to kick your sorry ass.

  Brent Leroy : Now ask her if she's over 30.

• [Emma and Oscar quarrel] 

  Brent Leroy : Mom, Dad, settle down, okay? We're going to have civilian casualties here and then we've got the UN crawling all over the place.