Corner Gas (TV Series)
Picture Perfect (2005)
Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard
Quotes
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[Brent enters Corner Gas with his huge, vintage 1973 instant camera]
Brent LeRoy : It works fine. It takes pictures. That's what a camera is supposed to do, isn't it?
Wanda Dollard : Exactly. And if it comes with a matching thermos, all the better.
Brent LeRoy : Matching thermos. Nice. You got any more wisecracks?
Wanda Dollard : Yeah. How much gunpowder do you put in the flash tray?
Brent LeRoy : Hilarious. Any more?
Wanda Dollard : If you took a picture of me right now, would I come out wearing a bonnet?
Brent LeRoy : Are you done?
Wanda Dollard : If you point that thing at a...
Brent LeRoy : You're done.
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Hank Yarbo : [playing on a bar trivia team with Lacey] Hey, Wanda's here. We should get her on our team. She knows everything.
Lacey Burrows : Nobody knows everything.
Brent LeRoy : [looking at his new digital camera] What exactly is a megapixel?
Wanda Dollard : It determines the resolution of the image.
Karen Pelly : Wanda, what are the house odds in roulette?
Wanda Dollard : Straight up pays out 35 to 1, but house odds increase with double zero bets.
Hank Yarbo : What's the capital of Canada?
Wanda Dollard : Ask a nine-year-old.
Hank Yarbo : [to Lacey] See?