Corner Gas (TV Series)

Picture Perfect (2005)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

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Quotes 

• [Oscar has stolen a garden gnome from next door] 

  Oscar Leroy : Your mother thinks this gnome looks like me.

  Brent LeRoy : I don't think so.

  Oscar Leroy : [to Emma]  See?

  Brent LeRoy : I think you look like that gnome.

  Oscar Leroy : Stop being smart!

  Brent LeRoy : [to the gnome]  Oh, cool trick, Dad. I didn't even see your lips move.

• Oscar Leroy : You sure told that wingnut a thing or two!

  Emma Leroy : I don't appreciate being called a thief!

  Oscar Leroy : She called me a thief, too.

  Emma Leroy : You *are* a thief! If she'd just called you a thief, she and I'd be having tea right now.

  Oscar Leroy : I'm no more a thief than you are. We're in this together now.

  Emma Leroy : Whatever you say, Sundance.

• Brent LeRoy : Boy, my camera sure took an emotional beating today, poor thing. Everyone's teasing it because it's not digital.

  Emma Leroy : You figure they're teasing the camera, and not you.

  Brent LeRoy : Tease me, tease my camera - we're a team.

  Emma Leroy : Well, you should get a new one - stay current! Stay on top of the trends - that's how you stay in the now.

  Brent LeRoy : In the now - we're eating tuna casserole!

  Emma Leroy : It's retro - retro's trendy.

  Brent LeRoy : Ah... well, I'm not getting a new camera just for the sake of getting a new camera. This thing works fine, nothing wrong with it.

  Oscar Leroy : Damn right - glad to hear you talking some sense for once.

  Brent LeRoy : Wow, I must be way off base on this.