Corner Gas (TV Series)

Comedy Night (2004)

Fred Ewanuick: Hank Yarbo

Quotes 

• [Hank is to host the hotel bar's comedy night] 

  Lacey Burrows : Stand-up can be pretty tough. I used to work at a comedy club.

  Hank Yarbo : That's great! Maybe you could show me how to get laughs!

  Lacey Burrows : No, no, no. I worked at a comedy club. I wasn't the one getting the laughs.

  Hank Yarbo : Oh. Improv act.

• [before hosting Comedy Night, Hank hones his anti-heckler insult skills] 

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, Hank, you suck.

  Hank Yarbo : Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date later.

  Lacey Burrows : You're not funny.

  Hank Yarbo : Ain't it sad when cousins marry?

  Oscar Leroy : Hi, Hank.

  Hank Yarbo : Shut up, old man.

• Hank Yarbo : [heckling the crowd at Comedy Night]  Hey you! Is that your face, or did your neck throw up?