Corner Gas (TV Series)

Comedy Night (2004)

Eric Peterson: Oscar Leroy

Quotes 

• Oscar Leroy : Comedy's not funny. There's nothing good on TV any more.

  Brent LeRoy : You were laughing at the TV last night.

  [flashback: Oscar, Brent, and Emma watch a nature program] 

  Announcer : ... and so the lion pounces on the unsuspecting dingo.

  Oscar Leroy : Ha, ha, ha, ha! Didn't see that coming!

• [before hosting Comedy Night, Hank hones his anti-heckler insult skills] 

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, Hank, you suck.

  Hank Yarbo : Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date later.

  Lacey Burrows : You're not funny.

  Hank Yarbo : Ain't it sad when cousins marry?

  Oscar Leroy : Hi, Hank.

  Hank Yarbo : Shut up, old man.

• Oscar Leroy : Did you hear? They're building that new call centre - in Wullerton!

  [Everybody spits, including Lacey, who looks appalled at what she's just done] 

  Brent LeRoy : [to Lacey, evilly]  You're one of us now.

• Oscar Leroy : Sissy bookclub. I'm going for a smoke.

  Emma Leroy : You don't smoke.

  Oscar Leroy : I was just making an excuse to leave the house.

  Emma Leroy : Never feel you need an excuse to leave the house.