Corner Gas (TV Series)
Comedy Night (2004)
Gabrielle Miller: Lacey Burrows
Quotes
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Lacey Burrows : [at the Dog River Town Bar] I'm looking forward to your show. I heard you were really great the last time you were here in Wullerton.
Bob Lang : Wullerton? I though I was supposed to play Wullerton tomorrow?
Lacey Burrows : No. This is Wullerton.
Bob Lang : Stupid Booking Agents! They never get anything right.
Lacey Burrows : Yeah.
Bob Lang : Tell me, is there a place nearby that people here make fun of? You know, like a town people *hate*?
Lacey Burrows : Oh, yeah. *Dog River*!
[spits]
Bob Lang : Thanks.
[Lacey smiles evil-like]
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[Hank is to host the hotel bar's comedy night]
Lacey Burrows : Stand-up can be pretty tough. I used to work at a comedy club.
Hank Yarbo : That's great! Maybe you could show me how to get laughs!
Lacey Burrows : No, no, no. I worked at a comedy club. I wasn't the one getting the laughs.
Hank Yarbo : Oh. Improv act.
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Lacey Burrows : [about the book club] Don't you think we should be reading material we can learn from?
Karen Pelly : I'm learning a lot in Book Club. I didn't even know there were James Bond books. Now I've read two.
Emma Leroy : I love the part where you can use your imagination to create whatever James Bond you want. I combined Roger Moore's accent with Sean Connery's looks.
Karen Pelly : What about Pierce Brosnan?
Emma Leroy : His ass.
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[before hosting Comedy Night, Hank hones his anti-heckler insult skills]
Brent LeRoy : Hey, Hank, you suck.
Hank Yarbo : Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date later.
Lacey Burrows : You're not funny.
Hank Yarbo : Ain't it sad when cousins marry?
Oscar Leroy : Hi, Hank.
Hank Yarbo : Shut up, old man.
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Lacey : Karen, I'm glad you're here. Look, we need to talk about the book club.
Karen Pelly : I thought the first rule of book club was, you don't talk about book club.
Lacey : That's fight club.
Karen Pelly : How do you know about fight club?
