Corner Gas (TV Series)

Comedy Night (2004)

Brent Butt: Brent Leroy

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, if you enjoyed our episode about reading, why not check out some of the books we mentioned on our show: The Life of Pi, by Yann Martel; The Saint in New York, by Leslie Charteris; Don Pendleton's Mack Bolan Executioner #147: Payback Game, by Jerry VanCook; and if you enjoyed our wildlife segment, check out Dingoes In Their Habitat, by Jay Robertson ... which isn't even a real book, actually. It's just something our props guy, Jay Robertson, made for us. Actually not a bad read. So visit your local library and get into the magic of reading.

  [Colin Mochrie ducks into the shot] 

  Colin Mochrie : Pick up a book! Reading is cool!

  Brent LeRoy : This guy's gotta be in everything!

• Oscar Leroy : Comedy's not funny. There's nothing good on TV any more.

  Brent LeRoy : You were laughing at the TV last night.

  [flashback: Oscar, Brent, and Emma watch a nature program] 

  Announcer : ... and so the lion pounces on the unsuspecting dingo.

  Oscar Leroy : Ha, ha, ha, ha! Didn't see that coming!

• [before hosting Comedy Night, Hank hones his anti-heckler insult skills] 

  Brent LeRoy : Hey, Hank, you suck.

  Hank Yarbo : Save your breath. You'll need it to blow up your date later.

  Lacey Burrows : You're not funny.

  Hank Yarbo : Ain't it sad when cousins marry?

  Oscar Leroy : Hi, Hank.

  Hank Yarbo : Shut up, old man.

• Oscar Leroy : Did you hear? They're building that new call centre - in Wullerton!

  [Everybody spits, including Lacey, who looks appalled at what she's just done] 

  Brent LeRoy : [to Lacey, evilly]  You're one of us now.