Cheers (TV Series)
Crash of the Titans (1991)
Keene Curtis: John Allen Hill
Quotes
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Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.
John Allen Hill : Thank you. Tell me Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Say, is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?
John Allen Hill : Somebody phone the authorities in Paris. A gargoyle has just fallen off Notre Dame and is now taking drink orders.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : You know, two heads like that would make a perfectly good butt.
John Allen Hill : Shrike.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Bullet-head.
John Allen Hill : Slattern.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Hatchet-face.
John Allen Hill : [in a friendly tone after he looks at his watch] Well, must be off. Till next Monday.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [to Norm and Cliff, admiringly about Hill] He's good people.