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Crash of the Titans 

Carla's eyesight is getting bad and she secretly gets a pair of reading glasses. The guys at the bar start with all the standard "four eyes" jokes, until Carla vows to make their life ... See full summary »



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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Jeremiah Morris ...
Philip Perlman ...
Tony DiBenedetto ...
Peter Schreiner ...


Carla's eyesight is getting bad and she secretly gets a pair of reading glasses. The guys at the bar start with all the standard "four eyes" jokes, until Carla vows to make their life miserable unless they stop. Cliff continues with the jokes, saying that it's worth whatever revenge Carla has in store. Or is it? Rebecca is still wanting to buy the bar back from Sam, who mocks her in her attempt. She has $25,000 cash that she received from her father to do so, but Sam adamantly refuses to sell. Rebecca has an ally in John Allen Hill, who will sell Rebecca the bar's back rooms (including the washrooms), which again he owns, for the $25,000. Sam realizes that Rebecca having this control could ruin him, so he tries to outbid her for the property. Hill implies that any little favors by either Sam or Rebecca could sway him in their direction. Sam and Rebecca both will do almost anything for the property, and Hill relishes in the attention he gets from both. Both Sam and Rebecca can do ... Written by Huggo

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Comedy | Drama






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21 February 1991 (USA)  »

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The episode title is a play on "Clash of the Titans", a 1981 movie epic based on Greek mythology. See more »


Hill asks Sam and Rebecca to tie his shoes, but he's wearing shoes that have no laces. See more »


Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Buy yourself a melon in case you misplace your head.
John Allen Hill: Thank you. Tell me Carla, clinically speaking, are you considered a dwarf or a midget?
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Say, is that your head, or is your neck blowing a bubble?
John Allen Hill: Somebody phone the authorities in Paris. A gargoyle has just fallen off Notre Dame and is now taking drink orders.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: You know, two heads like that would make a perfectly good butt.
John Allen Hill: Shrike.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Bullet-head.
John Allen Hill: Slattern.
Carla Tortelli-LeBec: Hatchet-face.
John Allen Hill: [in a friendly tone after he looks at his watch] Well, must be off. Till next ...
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References The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson (1962) See more »

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Crash of the Titans (#9.19)
21 June 2014 | by (Canada) – See all my reviews

Rebecca got it into her head that she wants to buy cheers. But Sam doesn't really want to sell it and doesn't take it seriously. Until she goes to Hill and offers him to buy the bathroom and pool room from him. Now Sam is worried and tries to get it as well. The two are working against each other until they come up with the idea to become partners and get their money together to buy that area.

I can't say the episode was all that funny. But I sure do like the idea of it and how it develops the story. Rebecca and Sam being business partners will be very interesting, well at least I hope they can make it.

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