Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Triangle (2001)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Olaf : You... told the witch to do that, Anyanka. You seem determined to put an end to all my fun, just like you always did when we were *dating*!
[everyone looks at Anya in disbelief]
Anya : Uh, um...
Xander Harris : You dated him?
Buffy Summers : You dated a troll?
Willow Rosenberg : And we're what, surprised by this?
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Xander Harris : So, how goes the slaying?
Buffy Summers : I killed something in a convent last night.
Xander Harris : In any other room, a frightening declaration. Here, a welcome distraction. Tell us all about the killing, Buff.
Buffy Summers : Pretty standard. Vampire staking. Oh! But I met a nun and she let me try on her wimple.
Xander Harris : Okay, now we're back to frightening.
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Xander Harris : Also, sometimes I'll say something about Anya and Willow will get this look, this, um, What-The-Hell-Do-You-See-In-Her look.
Spike : I know that look. A lot of people never really got Dru, you know.
Xander Harris : Well, she was insane.
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Xander Harris : It's like, where's Riley? Oh, wait, the Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell.
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Xander Harris : Don't let me stop you from not being here.
Spike : I was here first, you know.
Xander Harris : Uh-huh. Go away.
Spike : Now, why would I do that when it's bugging you so much having me here...? They have chicken wings, too. Also, a sort of a flower-shaped thing they make from an onion. It's brilliant.
Xander Harris : Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?
Spike : Lovely thought. If I don't hurt you myself, the chip wouldn't zap me. I could eat you that way. Beat the onion thing all to hell.
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Olaf : I shall reward you. Only one of your women shall die, and you shall be the one to choose.
Willow Rosenberg : Did you just say...
Olaf : Choose. Anyanka or the witch. One of your women must die.
Xander Harris : No... You are one crazy troll. I-I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic.
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Xander Harris : Well, we can take care of the hungry. So, how's about you just sit down in one of the sturdier chairs, and we can have a calm talk and something to eat.
Olaf : Can it be babies?
Xander Harris : Well, not so much.
Olaf : Ooh.
Xander Harris : But maybe... some roast pigs and stags and... much hearty grog.
Spike : They've got this onion thing.
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[first lines]
Xander Harris : You ever have that feeling where there's something you know you're supposed to do, and you forgot what it was.
Anya : Nope.