Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Storyteller (2003)

Emma Caulfield Ford: Anya

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Quotes 

• Anya : For God's sakes, Andrew. You've been in here for 30 minutes. What are you doing?

  Andrew Wells : Entertaining and educating.

  Anya : Well, why can't you just masturbate like the rest of us?

• [Andrew is videotaping the morning's activities in the Summers kitchen] 

  Andrew Wells : It's morning in Sunnydale, and the women of Command Central take the time to fortify themselves for the day ahead.

  Xander Harris : Hey!

  Andrew Wells : Women and Xander. Hey, I'm gonna do your special intro later. "The man who is the heart of the Slayer Machine."

  Xander Harris : [pleased]  Yeah? The heart?

  Andrew Wells : Things are tense in Command Central this morning. Buffy is clearly concerned with some unknown danger, and the air is filled with foreboding.

  Dawn Summers : Oh, um, w-we're out of Raisin Bran.

  Anya : I'll put it on the list.

  Andrew Wells : That's probably not the unknown danger.

• [Anya drags Andrew and his videocam out of the bathroom] 

  Andrew Wells : But the- the story needs to be told.

  Anya : Birds need to fly, and girls need to use the toilet, and why were you videotaping yourself, anyway? Sounds like kinky business to me.

  Andrew Wells : The world's gonna want to know about Buffy. It's a story of ultimate triumph, tainted with the bitterness for what's been lost in the struggle. It's a legacy for future generations.

  Anya : If there are any. Buffy seems to think that this apocalypse is going to actually be, you know, apocalyptic. I think your, your story seems pretty pointless.

  Andrew Wells : Oh. I was gonna interview *you* later today, 'cause, you know, your unique perspective on the whole thing.

  Anya : Oh.

  Anya : Give it editorial balance and, uh, glamour...

  Anya : Oh... Well, balance is important. People don't always take that into account. I could bring that to you. Absolutely.