Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
No Place Like Home (2000)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Anya : [to a customer who just finished her purchase] Please go.
Xander : Anya, the Shopkeepers Union of America called. They want me to tell you that, "Please go" just got replaced with, "Have a nice day."
Anya : But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
Xander : No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.
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Rupert Giles : And, Xander? There's too many of them, people. A-A-And they all seem to want things.
Xander Harris : I hear ya. Stay British. You'll be okay.
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[after a long first day, the last customer leaves the Magic Box causing the bell to ring]
Rupert Giles : Would someone *please* rip that bloody bell off its hinges?
Xander Harris : Would that involve moving?
Willow Rosenberg : My feet are numb.
Xander Harris : I'll see your numbness and I'll raise you a lower-back pain.
Rupert Giles : I think I liked it better when demons would just crash in here and tear the place apart. Just seemed so much simpler.