Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Life Serial (2001)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : Tonight sucks! And look at me. Look at-Look at stupid Buffy. Too dumb for college, and-and-and freak Buffy. Too strong for construction work. And-And my job at the Magic Shop? I was bored to tears even before the hour that wouldn't end. And the only person that I can even stand to be around is a... neutered vampire who cheats at kitten poker.

• [notices the large pile of books] 

  Buffy Summers : Uh, is this all research or just some kind of stress test for the table?

• Rupert Giles : Buffy, a word in your ear. Um, if you, uh, think of the store as a- as a library, it'll help you to concentrate on-on, uh, service rather than selling.

  Buffy Summers : Yes. And then I'm going to marry Bob Dole and raise penguins in Guam.

  Rupert Giles : [cleaning his glasses and not really listening]  Yes, uh, quite right. Yes.

• Willow Rosenberg : You're not dumb. Just rusty.

  Buffy Summers : Maybe I should ease back in with some non-taxing classes, like Introduction to Pies or maybe Advanced Walking.

• [first lines] 

  Buffy Summers : [entering house]  Hello?

  Willow Rosenberg : [from the kitchen]  Buffy?

  Buffy Summers : Oh. Yep, it's me, and I brought dinner. Deep-fried chicken parts. Hope you're...

  [enters kitchen to see everyone already seated and eating] 

  Buffy Summers : ...hungry.

• Xander Harris : Since you're not union I had to call in a few favors to get you on a crew.

  Buffy Summers : I appreciate it. Muchly. You saved me from having to accept Giles' offer to work at the Magic Box. I mean, retail?

  [shudders] 

  Buffy Summers : I'd rather be dead... again.

• [last lines] 

  Buffy Summers : [to Giles]  I just wanna tell you... that, um... this... It makes me fell safe... knowing you're always gonna be here.

• Rupert Giles : This time anomaly and the-the-the demon attacks could be completely unrelated events. But if they're not, you might be in some danger.

  Buffy Summers : So, situation normal then.

• Buffy Summers : May I help you?

  Woman Customer : I need something for a prosperity spell. I heard you had it. A mummy hand?

  Buffy Summers : Uh, yeah. Actually, I saw one downstairs. It's kind of hairy, though. Maybe it was a daddy hand.

• Buffy Summers : You play for kittens?

  Spike : [to the demons]  So, who's gonna advance me a tiny tabby, get me started?

  [all ignore him] 

  Spike : Come on. Someone's got to stake me.

  Buffy Summers : I'll do it.

  [Spike looks at her] 

  Buffy Summers : What? You thought I was just gonna let that lie there?

• Spike : You want a fight? You face the two of us.

  Buffy Summers : What? I'm not getting into a bar fight. I'll beat 'em up for information, great, but not to defend your rights to gamble for kittens, which, by the way, is stupid currency.