Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Earshot (1999)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were gonna make an expression.
Oz : Well, I felt one comin' on. I won't lie.
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[Buffy can hear everyone's thoughts]
Oz : [thinking] I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
[out loud]
Oz : Hmm.
Xander Harris : [thinking] What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me!
Buffy Summers : God, Xander! Is that *all* you think about?
Xander Harris : Actually...? Bye.
[runs out of the room]
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Xander Harris : You know, Oz, I look at all this beauty, all these healthy young women and I wonder why I ever wasted my time on Cordelia. I mean, look at her. She's no better-lookin' than the rest of 'em.
Oz : None of them are really my...
Xander Harris : Oh, my God, he's lookin' at her...! He's got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy.
Oz : You're a very complex man, aren't you?
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Xander Harris : I'm still having trouble with the fact that one of us is just gonna gun everybody down for no reason.
Cordelia Chase : Yeah, because that never happens in American high schools.