"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Earshot (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

  • Xander Harris : Yeah, for a minute there I thought you were gonna make an expression.

    Oz : Well, I felt one comin' on. I won't lie.

  • [Buffy can hear everyone's thoughts] 

    Oz : [thinking]  I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me, and she becomes me. I cease to exist.

    [out loud] 

    Oz : Hmm.

    Xander Harris : [thinking]  What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time. Sex. Help. Four times five is thirty. Five times six is thirty-two. Naked girls. Naked women. Naked Buffy. Oh, stop me!

    Buffy Summers : God, Xander! Is that *all* you think about?

    Xander Harris : Actually...? Bye.

    [runs out of the room] 

  • Xander Harris : You know, Oz, I look at all this beauty, all these healthy young women and I wonder why I ever wasted my time on Cordelia. I mean, look at her. She's no better-lookin' than the rest of 'em.

    Oz : None of them are really my...

    Xander Harris : Oh, my God, he's lookin' at her...! He's got his filthy adult Pierce Brosnany eyes all over my Cordy.

    Oz : You're a very complex man, aren't you?

  • Xander Harris : I'm still having trouble with the fact that one of us is just gonna gun everybody down for no reason.

    Cordelia Chase : Yeah, because that never happens in American high schools.

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