Boy Meets World (TV Series)
Grandma Was a Rolling Stone (1993)
Keri Russell: Jessica
Quotes
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Jessica : Who's Graziella Terziana?
Eric Matthews : What?
Jessica : Her name, it's written on your arm.
Eric Matthews : Uh, that - I can't stop every girl who wants to sign my body.
Jessica : Oh, Mr. Charming.
Eric Matthews : I could loan you a pen.
Jessica : And smart too. Using his little sister as date bait like that.
Eric Matthews : That obvious, huh?
Jessica : Oh, yeah.
Eric Matthews : Big mistake?
Jessica : Did I say that?
Eric Matthews : So I didn't have to work so hard.
Jessica : Who said you had to work at all?
[They kiss. Cory, who has been up in his tree house, is shocked. Alan and Shawn come strolling into the backyard and Jessica and Eric break off their kiss]
Alan Matthews : Nice night, huh?
Eric Matthews : Yeah.
Alan Matthews : Well, we're just, uh, passing through.
Eric Matthews : Good. Pass.
[Alan walks away and Shawn nudges Eric]
Shawn Hunter : Eric, the lipmaster!
[He walks away]
Eric Matthews : Yeah. Sure. Look, anybody else, or are we all done here?
Cory Matthews : [still in his tree house] Everyone have a great day without me?
Eric Matthews : How long have you been up there?
Cory Matthews : Long enough to watch you swap spit with a Feeny!
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Jessica : [Eric has been using Morgan to meet girls and Jessica is the latest girl] Is this your little sister?
Eric Matthews : That she is.
Morgan Matthews : I love Eric.
George Feeny : Oh, please, Jessica you couldn't possibly fall for this line of...
Jessica : She is so cute.
George Feeny : And so well-rehearsed!
Morgan Matthews : Eric's taking me to the carnival today.
Eric Matthews : When did I say that?
George Feeny : [chuckling] Looks like your parrot has learned a few new words.
Morgan Matthews : Do you want to come with us?
Eric Matthews : Oh, with us. To the carnival with us, yes. Please come with us?
Jessica : Well, if that's okay with you, Uncle George.
George Feeny : Well, I think the polite thing would be to extend an invitation for me to join you.
Eric Matthews : [through his teeth, while smiling] Mr. Feeny, would you like to come to the carnival with us?
George Feeny : Oh, thank you so very much for asking but no. I'd rather have gum surgery.