Bewitched (TV Series)
Witch or Wife (1964)
Dick York: Darrin Stephens
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Quotes
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Samantha Stephens : Darren, have you been drinking?
Darrin Stephens : Your mother was right!
Samantha Stephens : You have been drinking!
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Samantha Stephens : All I want is the normal life of a normal housewife.
Darrin Stephens : That's why you went to Paris?
Samantha Stephens : I only went there for lunch.
Darrin Stephens : Well, that's normal.
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Darrin Stephens : I should've known you can't take a beautiful witch in the prime of her life and expect her to hang up her twitch. It's against nature.
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Samantha Stephens : Are you sure you wouldn't like to just go back home?
Darrin Stephens : From here?
Samantha Stephens : We can, you know.
Darrin Stephens : Nothing doing. My nervous system has suffered enough trauma for one day, thank you.
Samantha Stephens : Well, all right. Anyway, it'll be fun seeing Paris for the first time.
Darrin Stephens : What do you mean? You've been there before.
Samantha Stephens : Never with you. And being in Paris with someone you love is like being in Paris for the first time. When we arrive, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Louise calls Larry and asks him to come back right away.
Darrin Stephens : Do you think so?
Samantha Stephens : I know it.
Darrin Stephens : Larry will never forgive me.
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Darrin Stephens : I just want you to know how lucky I think I am?
Samantha Stephens : Thank you, darling.
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Darrin Stephens : Samantha!
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[first lines]
Larry Tate : Hi, Darrin.
Darrin Stephens : Hi, Larry. All set for your trip?
Larry Tate : Mm-mm, I leave tonight. I'll be in London tomorrow morning, Paris tomorrow night. I'm afraid it's one of the disadvantages of having a top designer for a client. I'd like to get out of it, but I figure it's good business to at least go over to look at his Spring collection.
Darrin Stephens : Yeah, it's touch having to go to dull places like London and Paris.
Larry Tate : No, this is no pleasure trip. Especially this year. My wife insists on coming with me.
Darrin Stephens : If you're that much against the trip, why don't you send me instead.
Larry Tate : Darrin, you're my best friend. I wouldn't send my worse enemy on a trip with Louise. So I know you won't mind.
Darrin Stephens : I had a feeling you were leading up to something.
Larry Tate : I do have a few loose ends that need looking after, and I wondered if you could take care of them while I'm gone.
Darrin Stephens : If you're going to be slaving away in Paris, it's the least I can do.
Larry Tate : Now, Susan. Well, au revoir and tour jeté... I think.