Benson (TV Series)

Thick as Thieves (1980)

Pierrino Mascarino: Kurt

Quotes 

• Stan : Don't touch the dial it's

  [WIllard sets off store alarm] 

  Stan : hooked up to the alarm. Now the cops are on the way.

  Kurt : How long?

  Stan : Twenty minutes. The station's next door.

• Willard : [Benson tries to leave the store while the robbery is in progress]  Hey, Wise guy.

  Kurt : [Kurt pushes Benson over towards Kraus]  Come on. Over by the pretty lady.

  Benson DuBois : Where?

• Kurt : Kraus is a lot like me. She don't take anything off anybody. She's her own man.

  Miss Gretchen Wilomena Kraus : I'm a woman, you jerk.

  Benson DuBois : I think he's trying to compliment you.

  Kurt : I know you're a woman and a very attractive woman.

  Benson DuBois : And on the other hand, maybe he's just insane.