Auf Wiedersehen, Pet (TV Series)
Home Thoughts from Abroad (1983)
Tim Healy: Dennis Patterson
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Quotes
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Wayne Norris : How's your willpower getting on Moxey? Looks as though it's had enough ridicule to me, son.
Oz Osborne : Here son, have a smell of that.
[Oz holds a glass of beer to Moxey's nose]
Oz Osborne : Breath deeply, son.
Wayne Norris : He's going, he's going.
Albert Moxey : I'm sorry Barry, but I could murder a pint.
Wayne Norris : Get in there, sunbeam. I think that'll be just the one apple juice please, squire.
Barry Taylor : You know what you are, don't you, Moxey. You're a Judas.
Oz Osborne : Ahhh, that was the word I was trying to think of tonight.
Dennis Patterson : Aye well it's the Bible again, see, it's not your strong point, Oz.
Oz Osborne : I wanted to call Neville that.
Wayne Norris : What's Neville done to incur your wrath then, eh?
Oz Osborne : Well he's not here, is he? Three nights running this, you know.
[Mocks Neville]
Oz Osborne : "I'm not coming out, I want to go for a walk"
Dennis Patterson : Look that's because the man is trying to save some money man, Oz.
Oz Osborne : Eh?
Dennis Patterson : And considering that's where most of his money goes, that's the best place to make economies.
Oz Osborne : Aye.
Dennis Patterson : Personally I admire his willpower, me.
Oz Osborne : Ah, but what's that gotta do with him not coming out on the drink, eh?
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Herr Ulrich : Oh, one other thing. There are strange happenings at the hut.
Neville Hope : What sort of happenings?
Herr Ulrich : A patch of earth has been dug up and cordoned off. Why?
Dennis Patterson : Oh that, that's just a few of the lads making a little garden for theirselves, you know, trying to brighten the place up a bit, like.
Herr Ulrich : Oh yes I've heard of this English passion for gardening, but I did not think to see it on a German building site.
Neville Hope : Well, this is our little home now, Herr Ulrich, we've got to make the best of it.
Dennis Patterson : Yeah.
Herr Ulrich : Well, you may continue with your work.
Neville Hope : Very kind of you.
Oz Osborne : Kind? He probably thought we were digging a tunnel, man.