Are You Being Served? (TV Series)
Calling All Customers (1983)
Mollie Sugden: Mrs. Slocombe
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Quotes
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Mrs. Slocombe : On the mantelpiece in my parlour, I've got a whole row of silver cups.
C.B. Voice : Oh. And what are they for?
Mrs. Slocombe : They're for my pussy. Do you know, it wins a prize every time I show it!
[a crash is heard]
Mrs. Slocombe : Hello? Hello? What's happened?
Mr. Humphries : [quickly] I think he's just pulled off for a coffee.
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[Mrs. Slocombe has entered a story she wrote into a contest]
Mr. Rumbold : I think the heroine ought to be ten years younger to make it believable... she takes an herbal bath on nearly every page.
Mrs. Slocombe : A lot of men prefer older women. I mean, what about that Joan Collins in that Dynasty.
Mr. Rumbold : Yes, but she doesn't jump into trucks at 80 miles an hour with a spanner in one hand, saying, "Hand over your smoky or I'll put the boot in."
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Captain Peacock : Why don't we do something like... Well, "THE FORSYTE SAGA"?
[to Miss Brahms]
Captain Peacock : You could always play a skivvy.
Miss Brahms : He's always saying things like that to me because he knows I live in a semi-detached house. He thinks everyone is common but him.
Mr. Humphries : Of course he doesn't. Will you calm down? It's no good arguing amongst ourselves. I'm sure Captain Peacock didn't mean to upset you.
Mrs. Slocombe : [to Miss Brahms] And you know, in "UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS" some of the best parts were downstairs.