Animaniacs (TV Series)
Branimaniacs/The Warners and the Beanstalk/Frontier Slappy (1994)
Sherri Stoner: Slappy Squirrel
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Quotes
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Slappy Squirrel : [Daniel Boone is attempting to chop down Slappy's home] Hey! You break this tree, and you're gonna pay for it!
Daniel Boone : Lookie here, you old squirrel, I'm Daniel Boone, the best frontiersman that's ever lived!
Slappy Squirrel : Well, I'm Slappy Squirrel, and I'm so old my blood is solid.
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Skippy Squirrel : How come we're making so many candles, Aunt Slappy?
Slappy Squirrel : Skippy, it's the 1700s. What'd you expect, rollerblading?
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Tom Dover , Dick Dover , Larry Dover : [singing] Daniel Boone was a big dang bird. Yes, a really big bird. But he didn't know that his disguise was pretty absurd.
Daniel Boone : QUIET! You dadgum idiots. This is a dang good disguise. Heh heh heh, that old squirrel will think I'm just a big woodpecker. I'll peck down this tree right in front of her.
Slappy Squirrel : Ah, there's no rest for the elderly. Hey! Are you Daniel Boone?
Daniel Boone : Shoot, no. I'm a big woodpecker.
Slappy Squirrel : Get out of here with that woodpecker thing, there. You're Boone!
Daniel Boone : No, I ain't. My daddy was a big woodpecker and his daddy before him. Can't you see I'm-a peckin' at your tree for bugs and such?
Slappy Squirrel : I guess you really are a big woodpecker.
Daniel Boone : Dang straight.
Slappy Squirrel : Then here, I made you some woodpecker lunch.
[reveals a plate full of rotting dead insects]
Daniel Boone : That's... right neighborly of you, ma'am.
Slappy Squirrel : Yeah, there's nothin' like dead bugs mixed with manure and served with a big piece of rotten bark, eh woody?
[Daniel runs off gagging]
Tom Dover , Dick Dover , Larry Dover : [singing] Daniel Boone was a great big guy. Yes, a big sick guy. He lost his lunch all over the trees and sky.
Slappy Squirrel : That's nice singin'. They remind me of "Up With People".
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Slappy Squirrel : And remember to start your day with Branimaniacs, for that get up and go feeling!
Slappy Squirrel : [They both eat the cereal, and get stomach aches]
Skippy Squirrel : I gotta get up and go.
Slappy Squirrel : I'll race ya!
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Skippy Squirrel : [looking at branimaniacs box] Wow! We're on the box!
Slappy Squirrel : That's right, kiddo.
Skippy Squirrel : Do we get paid for that?
Slappy Squirrel : You don't!
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Yakko, Wakko, Dot : [singing to the theme song] Eat Branimaniacs / Nutritionally it lacks / But this cereal attacks, all of your digestive tracks / it's branimainy...
Slappy Squirrel : My stomach's in painy...
Yakko, Wakko, Dot : Branimaniacs!