The Amazing Spider-Man (TV Series)

The Kirkwood Haunting (1978)

Nicholas Hammond: Spider-Man, Peter Parker

Quotes 

• J. Jonah Jameson : I knew Kirkwood, we belonged to the same clubs. He was kind of a hot tempered guy, you know the type?

  Peter Parker : Yeah, I sure do.

• Peter Parker : Mr. Jameson, there is an entire department of parapsychology at the university. Now are they all idiots?

  J. Jonah Jameson : Yes, they are! That's all a lot of bunk.

• Peter Parker : [referring to Jameson]  I have never met anybody who is so closed to new ideas.

  Rita Conway : Well, you know what happens to people with an open mind: garbage falls into it.

• Spider-Man : Miss Masters, I hope you realize that in a few more seconds you would have been that bear's dinner.

  [lowers Julie on one side of the fence, then jumps down himself on the other side] 

  Julie Masters : How do you always manage to be in the right place at the right time?

• Dr. Anthony Polarski : Something bothering you, Mr. Parker?

  Peter Parker : It shouldn't, but it does.

  Dr. Anthony Polarski : Well, I don't create these situations, I either prove or disprove them.