The Addams Family (TV Series)
Wednesday Leaves Home (1964)
Jesse White: Sgt. Haley
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Quotes
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Morticia : My name is Mrs. Addams and I want you to find my little girl, Wednesday.
Sgt. Haley : Look, I'll find her Tuesday, if I can, but don't give me no deadlines, will you please?
Morticia : Wednesday's her name.
Sgt. Haley : Oh, and I suppose you're gonna tell me her middle name is Thursday, huh?
Morticia : Friday.
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Sgt. Haley : Half the kids in this town are lost; the other half should be.
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Sgt. Haley : Would the nice little lady like a nice big strawberry ice cream cone?
Wednesday Addams : No, sir.
Sgt. Haley : Well, what would you like?
Wednesday Addams : A dead fly.
