The Addams Family (TV Series)
Halloween - Addams Style (1965)
John Astin: Gomez Addams
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Quotes
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Gomez Addams : I hope Aunt Singe likes children.
Morticia Addams : Oh, all witches love children. Remember Hansel and Gretel?
Gomez Addams : Well, they almost wound up in an oven, but until then that old witch couldn't have been nicer.
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Morticia Addams : It's a horse.
Uncle Fester : [dubiously] Are you sure?
Gomez Addams : Not only a beautiful animal but smart, too. He can count to ten.
Uncle Fester : Heh! Big deal. I can count to twenty.
Morticia Addams : But the horse didn't go to school.
Uncle Fester : Well, neither did I.
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Morticia Addams : What's this? Tears on our very own holiday? Why, all those nice witches and goblins flying around...
Wednesday Addams : That's just it. They told us there weren't any witches.
Morticia Addams : What?
Gomez Addams : What fiend uttered that vile canard?
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Penelope Sandhurst : You must have mistaken me for someone else.
Morticia Addams : [appraising her features] Oh, no-no-no-no, we didn't. That's an Addams face if I ever saw one. Look at that chin, dear.
Gomez Addams : Flabby, weak, receding.
Morticia Addams : Beautiful!
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Gomez Addams : [holding up a sharpened knife before Uncle Fester's face] I wanna get the inner you.
Uncle Fester : Not with that!
Gomez Addams : That's just for carving.
Uncle Fester : That's what I'm afraid of.
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[Gomez buys a horse]
Morticia Addams : Now let's see, what shall we name him?
Gomez Addams : How 'bout, uh... Fido?
Morticia Addams : Fido? For a horse?
Gomez Addams : Rover?
Morticia Addams : Much better.
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Gomez Addams : Why, that man should be horse-whipped!
Uncle Fester : If I were a horse, I'd whip him.