On the Road with Judas (2007)

Eleanor Hutchins: Serra - Real

Quotes 

• JJ Lask : You ever pretend that you're someone else?

  Serra - Real : No.

  JJ Lask : And you sort of... the other, but the other you is a better you.

  Serra - Real : Right.

  JJ Lask : Cuz there's a better me running around in my head.

  Serra - Real : Right. Well I hope the better you can write better than you.

• Judas - Real : I could pick you up in a half hour.

  Serra - Real : I thought you said you're an hour and a half away.

  Judas - Real : I have a Porsche.

• Serra - Real : Do you know that asparagus makes your urine stink.

  Judas - Real : Yeah, that's really smelly, I know.

  Serra - Real : So, get ready.

  Judas - Real : Yeah, well I don't have any plans on smelling your urine tonight. Just to be totally honest.

• Serra - Real : I love the fact that nothing happens in this book.

  [giggles] 

  Serra - Real : There's no plot.